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about this siteas the saying goes, "...I got two sides, & they both are friends." thus is the case w/this site. basically, this is a very poorly updated account of my life w/myself & people. I typically hate people. yes, this makes me a rather anti-social & introverted person. but @ the same time, I like meeting people, & socially mixing w/people to bask in the wonderment of life. my psych told me that I test right in the middle as a introvert & extrovert...fantastesticle, I kow. anyways, yes, for those of you that kow my meatbody version, you might find this rather opposite of me. but, I assure you, I'm thinking everything that is representated here, just the softy you kow is to caring to say it. this is an account of all the wonderment I encounter, but told through my inner-self...the other me. we all have one, a dirtykermit of our own...I just gave mine a name...so fuckin' get your own. so, yes, everyone that kows me, I give an alias to them, &, if they are luck, have a reoccuring role in my life/stories. but I keep them anonymous for sure...I care for them @ least THAT much. whatelse...I type using bad EVERYTHING - grammar, spelling, word usage...everything...that is how this all started & that is how it will stay. for those of you I haven't met yet...fuck off. for those of you I have...howdeedo...& fuck off.
to critics & the likeapparently, the verdict is in on the change to the site..."bad", "worse than before", "think about the content placement & what/where people are reading it", maybe even horrid... ok the funny shit about all of that...I KOW already...that is the point. the site is not supposed to be clean, not supposed to be uber-polished w/FLASH & bullshit. it is a mess from start to finish. that is it. that is how it has always been. I kow, I kow, how do I expect people to enjoy something that is not easy to navigate, not dumbed down for the masses to all be able to say, "this is the best site ever"...ok...can't answer that. I have a feeling that even if I were to do all the wiz-bang shit, add all the sparkle fairies, & red-brick reds to this shit...people would still complain about the degree of spoonfeedness the site lacks. even if I made the site customized to each & every computer that logged in & had it greet you w/some special howdeedo AND pull up the shitty pages, for you, that you frequent...still...even if the site gave you the reach around...still...even if the site fluffed you while you went through the various pages...still. so...what???? I am sure that back when I was only 1000 characters, & I had a goal of "whenever I get to 500 visits I'm going to make this a site; instead of a site-page.", & when I declared before the end of the site-page that it would be the most trainwreck of a site I could muster, AND how I was sure that it would just be me visiting the site...I'm sure everyone remembers that shit, right? how could I have kown that I would be 1/3 right...that really, eventhough this is a completely unadvertised, completely word-of-mouth site, I still get almost 11000 hits a month, I have people viewing this shit in other countries, AND, yes, it IS the most trainwreck of a site I can muster. hmmmm...sucess, maybe. about me"G&BJ dk, who are you? I didn't kow anything about you, & now I can't stop thinking about you & all the wonderful carp you post for my enjoyment...I...love you...xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo"
this is just a sample of the type of random love I get...yeah...everyday. A SAMPLE I TYPE...A SAMPLE!!! ok, ok, sit down next to the campfire bs & gs, dirtykermit is going to type it's origin (yeah, sort of in the 3rd-person, too). (has been slightly modified from the original...no, nothing taken out, just some things added to it.) long ago & far away, there was this sfh chic & this dude that were pretty heated for each other, & so they farted around for a bit. but the sfh chic was afraid of the possibilities & the dude was afraid of how much she was going to be strung out on his magic...yeah...it is true. but, just as the cooling period began...they had a child...& thus dirtykermit was born. dirtykermit was an abnormal baby (yes, even more magical than a leper kid!)- confused about it's purpose, being, & what it was supposed to do; for others & itself (see how it puts others before itself...so giving that dk is). so disgruntled with pop-speak & leet, dirtykermit grew up, defiantly (yet in a way hypocritically) typing in it's own "code" that only a few understood...only a 1000 characters a day...finding humor & then giving it to the masses that came from miles around to see this child prodigy "code" typer. only communing w/it via the internet...OR, if you kew how to touch the baby, then in real-life too. then something happened...dirtykermit got popular, like a rapper/politician/evangelist (rappolgelist), it went on to referring to itself by just dk, & finally developing a web site for millions...MILLIONS to view all @ once. my likes & dislikesokidoki, I think I was on another vacation of sorts again. & I realized something...2 things - 1) I was updating my Myspace page more than my site (yeah, I kow it is set to private!!!! make me laugh & you might can be my friend), & 2) the whole identity thing has come up again...I KOW...AGAIN!!!! wth, people don't ask lucha libres to take off their masks (not unless they are going to retire or that is a part of the stipulations to the bout)!!!! that ruins the mystique, the appeal, the fucking mystery of it all..ruining the whole basis for things to which this...EVERYTHING was started. I mean, the mask comes off, & then you realize that you have been cheering for your mailman the WHOLE time, & who wants to find out they've been cheering for Mr. McFeely???? which...now that I think about it...McFeely?? COME THE FUCK ON!!!! REALLY, that is the best you could do for a name???? Mr. McFeely!!!! wtf...the even more fantesticle part of it all is that it is coming from people that have met me OR KOW me...you already KOW me...what the fuck is a picture on Myspace going to do?!?!?!?!?!? besides all of those pics I've been showing...are REALLY me, so what the fuck. but I get the whole thing from people...well...one person in particular...that there is the belief that I will up my game, with the ladies, if I had a pic of me on there...but, what game am I uping???? I mean, I'm a BARON, I live in a castle/dojo, waited on by serfs, I'm working on having condorvultures & dingos being living sentries here, I have a chariot, fucking have my finger on the pulse of humanity, AND I'm a demi-god of creativity...AND I have a MOAT!!!! wtf more game do I need!!?!?!?!? but yet, being the nice fucker that I can sometimes be...I will compromise for you all...this one time. here is an addition to my bio...(is my bio even on here anymore????) LIKE - chocolate LIKE - eating LIKE - people FAVORITE SHOW - Dexter (so the next time you're watching it...think of me) FAVORITE GAME/COMPETITION SHOW - Ninja Warrior & The Amazing Race FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIMATED/COMIC CHARACRICATURE* - Franklin...but if you were around during the 1Kcharacter days...you would kow this already. *I miss Awesume!! IN TO - creative sex. no, not some off-the-wall bullshit...nor some lame ass RPing (not unless we are talking about Epic characters...). I'm talking about some creative shit...like, "hey, I'm going to blindfold myself, & you go run & hide in my castle/dojo. when I find you. THAT is where we'll fuck. so, if I were you, I would be mindful of the knives & swords. ok...ready...set...GO!!!!" (again to answer the "swords" question..."ummmm, I got swords." (hmmmm, interesting...I wondering if 10-4 was using my own material on me????)
FAVORITE THING ABOUT CHICS - smarts (no, not a chic that can beat me up), & can "understand" me, & not wanting to try & change me...now if you are HOT also (plus do all of these things for longer than a year)...then I'm in the bonus round & I'm praying for NO WHAMMIES!!!!
I hope this helps people like Funky Sprite...or confuses them even more...one or the other.
UPDATE - AS OF 121007 ok, some conversations have come up in regards to the things that make me tick. why? I don't kow. people are interested in my greaterness. in actuality, I'm a lame Baron that likes to talk shit. why? because I'm a Baron & I can do that. some people would like to come to my estate, see my castle/dojo, ride my pony, smell my mint, hear my Ghost Kettle, ride in my spaceship, & many many other things. some have tried... some are thinking about doing so... but, it has become an issue, apparently, & so, I'm updating my bio. LIKE - serial killers, criminal & destructive masterminds (no, that doesn't mean I AM one, but I find them interesting & will watch/read just about anything on them. LIKE - cooking (but without a recipe) LIKE - difference LIKE - porn (holy shit people it has been around for centuries give it up; it is NOT demonic); the nice stuff, no midgets. LIKE - RPing, computer games, online MMORPG, pencil & paper, board, table top, RTS gaming everything!! give me a character sheet, some dice, & a rule book bitch!!!! LIKE - honesty; w/a splash of embellishment IN TO - Japan IN TO - farting. there is a fine art to farting & the malodorous anus fumes that emanate from yourself...AND...they are funny!! FAVORITE THING TO DO - create something
oh, yeah, I promised ninjaing & religion too...well first thing you should kow about that...I don't promise shit!! didn't even promise to Soon, so fuck off on the "promise me DK..." bullshit...you can go jump into traffic. speaking of jumping...I like ninjas. AND NOT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ALL INTO NINJAS NOW. I was ninjaing & practicing w/throwing stars from back back BEFORE back in the day. why? right up there w/killers. ok, religion...really quick, because all the Jesus-freaks love to jump on my shit for this...I don't care for organized churches/ministries much. seen & experienced my share, & have decided not to involve myself w/it. not saying I look down on people who do & go regularly. that is your thing. so be it. just don't try to convert me...that will not work out for the best of us. not saying I haven't or will not go. but I haven't gone for some desire of my own. mainly just to visit others & special occasions. I believe in a higher state of being &, if needing to have a model or source for this state, a higher power as well. but, I'm not arrogant enough to claim a name or sex for said state/power. I realize that there are a number of things beyond even my understanding & I seek that from all accounts & sources of religion. I do not side w/one that claims superiority and/or righteousness over another. the paladins & clerics of the world that feel the need to triumph & slay me, soon find my darkness & sin is also their own. so, I welcome all. I listen to all. I try to understand all. before Christianity, there were others, & they thought of themselves as that of the same status. so, I respect them as well. I just demand thinking & openness. that hopefully will lead to understanding & acceptance.
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